today at the bookstore i asked the lady working if she had any lgbtq books that i could check out and her eyes magnified in what i mistook as horror and i thought i had offended her and then she said “i have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement i’ve been waiting for someone to finally ask” and she all but burst down the stairs to get them for me
"I have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement" is my new go-to pickup line
Is it bad that I really want a girlfriend? I feel as if I have so much love to give.
dont date a girl who runs a pale blog, she’ll wake you up with coffee and nice kisses; date a girl who runs a humor blog, she’ll wake u up by pouring water on u and steal ur clothes after u shower
I’m sick of people wrongly defining bisexuality. It’s not ‘attraction to both men and women’ it’s about being attracted to ‘bi’ things like bicycles, binoculars, bilinguals and binary coding smh
u know when u see someone and you’re like “oh no they’re hot” and then you see them in plaid and you’re like “oh christ they’re really hot”
"guess we cant have different opinions on tumblr"
nah son. an opinion is like “orange juice is nasty” or “fall out boy is overrated”
"your gender identity is ridiculous and you dont deserve to have it respected" is straight up bullshit and you should be called out on it