I can go from trash to high class trash.

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… i went from pot to gay?

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today at the bookstore i asked the lady working if she had any lgbtq books that i could check out and her eyes magnified in what i mistook as horror and i thought i had offended her and then she said “i have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement i’ve been waiting for someone to finally ask” and she all but burst down the stairs to get them for me


"I have a bag of lesbian fiction in the basement" is my new go-to pickup line

2 hours ago with 76533
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Is it bad that I really want a girlfriend? I feel as if I have so much love to give.

2 hours ago with 102
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he’s the devil.

3 hours ago with 3342
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you’re a phenomenon

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dont date a girl who runs a pale blog, she’ll wake you up with coffee and nice kisses; date a girl who runs a humor blog, she’ll wake u up by pouring water on u and steal ur clothes after u shower

4 hours ago with 6908
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I’m sick of people wrongly defining bisexuality. It’s not ‘attraction to both men and women’ it’s about being attracted to ‘bi’ things like bicycles, binoculars, bilinguals and binary coding smh

4 hours ago with 33400
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u know when u see someone and you’re like “oh no they’re hot” and then you see them in plaid and you’re like “oh christ they’re really hot”

4 hours ago with 58680
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"guess we cant have different opinions on tumblr"

nah son. an opinion is like “orange juice is nasty” or “fall out boy is overrated”

"your gender identity is ridiculous and you dont deserve to have it respected" is straight up bullshit and you should be called out on it

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me when im drunk

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[Moriarty Version]

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